Handicapable Square Dancing. Someone made the comment that it was too bad that there was no special dance where all Handicapable Dancers could get together. Thus formed plans to hold the first Handicapable Convention in 1988. (more >>)
Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have always known it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.