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	If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of him. - Thomas Carlyle

Please don't drink and fly

San Francisco Chronicle, AP News

Friday 28 October 2005, 12:18 pm
Keywords: Humor , News Articles

Superman Hospitalized After Leap

GRAZ, Austria

A man who claimed he was Superman and could fly was hospitalized early Tuesday after leaping from a fourth-floor window, authorities said.

They said the man — who apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine before attempting the jump — appeared at the window ledge at around 4 a.m. and shouted: "I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/10/25/international/i183634D23
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