Whadyasay?

 
"Ruin Sorbees"
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   A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
   hotel in Asia, 
  
  
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" 
  
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"   
  
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
  
G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
  
RS: "Ow July den?"
  
G : "What??"
  
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
  
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." 
  
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
  
G : "Crisp will be fine"
  
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
  
G : "What?"
  
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
  
G : "I don't think so"
  
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
  
G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
     toes' means."
  
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
     we bother?"
  
G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
     Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
  
RS: "We bother?"
  
G : "No..just put the bother on the side." 
  
RS: "Wad?"
  
G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side." 
  
RS: "Copy?"
  
G : "Sorry?"
  
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"  
  
G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." 
  
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,crease        
     baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and        
     copy....rye??"
  
G : "Whatever you say"
  
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
  
G : "You're welcome"