Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: carey AT mhuxi.UUCP (Frank Carey)
Subject: It's that time of year again
Date: Tue, 24 Dec 96 6:20:02 EST



    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    better !pout !cry
    better watchout
    lpr why
    santa claus < north pole > town

    cat /etc/passwd >list
    ncheck list 
    ncheck list
    cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
    cat list | grep nice >giftlist
    santa claus < north pole > town

    who | grep sleeping
    who | grep awake
    who | grep bad || good
    for (goodness sake) {
                            be good
                        }

[Note - originally appeared in RHF in 1988 - ed]