Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: ken AT richp1.UUCP (Ken Marks)
Date: Wed, 25 Dec 96 0:20:01 EST


Now that it's '88, it's time for some political nonsense (redundant?)


A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE


SOCIALISM

    You have two cows. The government takes one to give to
    someone else.


COMMUNISM

    You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you
    the milk.


FASCISM

    You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you
    the milk.


NAZISM

    You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.


BUREAUCRACY

    You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one
    and pours the milk down the drain.


CAPITALISM

    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.


ANARCHY

    steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.


[Note - originally appeared in RHF during first quarter of 1988 - ed]