Politically Correct Terms

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Origination: Joke of the Day Mailing List 
 Originator: Scott Anderson [joker AT tdkt.mn.org]
       Date: Tue, 02 May 1995 21:56:15 -04.01
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                 ***Political Correct Terms***

Dirty Old Man   Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted       Sexually dysfunctional.
Panhandler      Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Serial-Killer   Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Lazy            Motivationally deficient.
Fat             Horizontally challenged.
Fail            Acheive a deficiency.
Dishonest       Ethically disoriented.
Bald            Follicularly challenged.
Clumsy          Uniquely coordinated.
Body Odor       Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Alive           Temporarily metabolically abled.
Worst           Least best.
Wrong           Differently logical.
Ugly            Cosmetically different.
Unemployed      Involuntarily leisured.
Short           Vertically challanged.
Dead            Living impaired.
Vagrant         Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Spendthrift     Negative saver.
Stoned          Chemically inconvenienced.
Pregnant        Parasitically opressed.
Ignorant        Knowledge-based nonpossessor.

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