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                    ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETINS
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* The 1991 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 & 11.
     
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
     
* The ladies of the church have cast-off clothing of every kind
  and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
     
* Don't let worry kill you.  Let the Church help.
     
* The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing
  campaign slogan last Sunday:
  "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."
     
* A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church.
  It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
     
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
  Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
     
* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who
  enjoys sinning to join the choir.
     
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
  Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
     
* Irving Beltson and Jessie were married on October 24 in the
  church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
     
* The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.  All
  ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.